I don’t know if I need to preface my review with a disclaimer that says “I have never read the books” in order to substantiate my review, but in the end, I know my review will be cast aside because I just “don’t get the whole story without reading the books.” And I am ok with that.
With movies like Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, and Twilight, I want to leave the theater inspired to go and read more about it. I want the movie to strive to want to make a fan out of me. I want to be so curious as to the motivations of characters, why certain things happen, the little details that make the characters whole that are left out, that I run out and buy all of the books. And for me, New Moon hasn’t done that for me. I am no more a fan than I was when I left Twilight…though, I am at least more interested in the franchise to come.
If I could have been taking notes during the film, I know the one word that would have littered the pages: pouty. Everyone in this movie pouted. Edward was pouting, Bella was pouting, Charlie was pouting, and at times, even Jacob was pouting. Why was everyone pouting? It just seemed that, at least in the first and the last act, everyone was depressed and in angst…but I wasn’t fully convinced of why. I thought that the first film at least made me believe the chemistry and the connection between Edward and Bella, but in this film, the reasoning wasn’t clear. I felt that they were just reacting to each other and not really connecting. Whereas Twilight established a deep bond between them, New Moon tried to build on it, but instead it felt shallow. Jacob to me was the only real character with substance to him. If I was giving away an award for the Most Improved Character/Actor I would give it to Taylor/Jacob.
I am wondering if the emergence and popularity of Twitter may have seeped its way onto the script of New Moon. I felt like Edward and Bella’s dialogue together was like an IM conversation. They were very quick short cheesy phrases that all said the same thing: I can’t live without you. I don’t know if it was the editing or how it actually played out on screen, but everything was so rushed with them. They were just robots reading lines to each other, and in fact, the only really “human” we see out of them is when Edward “breaks up with her” and leaves her. We at least saw their hearts and their vulnerability without the love poetry.
I love poetry and I love a good romantic film. I really like to see people engage in each other and really experience the intensity of love and the sacrifice and the work is requires of you. It’s hard for me to take any of the relationships in this film seriously. I thought the relationship between Edward and Bella felt fake and awkward and scripted, whereas I thought her relationship with Jacob was way more realistic. There was never enough time or enough material on screen to build on what was established in the first film. Edward and Bella felt like an old couple who had been together forever who had lost things to talk about, except for of course death and vampires and aging. Even the “wolf pack” was a laughable addition to the film and didn’t help the relational handicap New Moon has. In fact, if you didn’t know any better, watching Jacob and the “wolf pack” felt like watching a parody of the Twilight franchise.
And to me, that’s where this film and the rest of the films will and have failed: there is so much going on that we don’t know about because they are in the book. Inner-monologues, deep convictions, heartfelt thoughts, secret dreams, all of the greatness that makes for a good read that is totally left out of the movie…because it has to be. This franchise, this story, is built on the intense and world-defying relationship between Bella and Edward and how a teenage girl can fall in love with and ultimately die for a vampire. For that to be even considered a good read or a great story, there has to be a ton of build up and depth into the hearts of the characters. For us as the “audience” we have to fall in love with the characters to be able to reconcile the fantastical story. In literature, you have the time and the breadth of material to do that, in a 120 minute film adapted from that literature, you don’t. Now, I know there have been a lot of really successful and relatively great book-to-movie adaptations, but right now, Twilight will not be one of them.
What we are left with is an underwhelming film franchise that doesn’t come close to connecting us “non-fans” with the story and ultimately making us care about them, and a film that the “fans” will forever shun because “they didn’t come close to matching the books.”
My wife tells me that the books get better and more intense so here’s hoping that the next installment might make me believe.
Content Warning: Rated PG-13 for some violence and action. The Volturi vampires are intense and probably one of the few bright spots in the film and the scenes involving them are a little violent. If you don’t like monsters, then this isn’t for you.