In a continued effort to bring more voices to Truth On Cinema and allow you, the reader, to hear from a variety of different movie people, we are glad to welcome “Chris” to our staff of writers here at Truth On Cinema. Chris will be writing mostly op-ed pieces that are suitable and unique to his style and gifting.
Instead of trying to write a brief bio about him, I thought it would be more beneficial to let him intro himself. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, Chris.
Greetings.
My name is Chris. Just Chris. I’d share my last name but have learned that things you do on the Internet can stick around longer than you actually agree with them.
Anyway. I am in no way a trained or skillful movie critic. No, wait, I took a Film Studies course in my undergrad. So I can tell you a little bit about The Graduate, Orson Welles, Buster Keaton, Michael Keaton, Diane Keaton, and Alex P. Keaton.
Most people disagree with my opinions and vice versa. I am very opinionated. Don’t even try to get into it with me in the comments section of my posts, most likely I’ll forget I even posted something and won’t check, but if you do, I won’t even listen to you or your dumb opinion. But go ahead and leave comments, they make me feel important, and I imagine leaving comments for others or possibly the author to read, makes you feel a little important too. It’s ok to be vain.
Maybe send Dan an e-mail and ask him why he wants me to do this.
What to expect? Garbage. Lazy, pathetic, lame half-baked opinions on movies I see (some of which I won’t even finish), and some I’ve only seen a preview of or heard someone talk about once and didn’t like.
I’m mostly negative. But if I say something nice, it means I really liked it (finished it, maybe posted something on my Facebook about it…)
Hmm. I guess I should list some of my favs (that’s slang for "favorites" in the biz which is short for "business" in the biz… pay attention, I’ll teach you lots of awesome stuff like this).
- Harry and the Hendersons
- Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend
- Jurassic Park
- The Land Before Time (just the first one, the later sequels lost their heart)
- Dinosaurs (the TV show. I know it’s not a movie, shut up)
- Super Mario Bros. (the movie and the games)
- Cold Mountain
And that’s my list of Big Foot, Dinosaur and Cold Mountain favs.
That list looks like a pretty good weekend. Do yourself a favor and watch those this weekend. You’ve got nothing better going on, I can tell cause you’re still reading this.
Lots of Love,
Chris
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